Tinsel Tits Doormat wood or delightfully over-the-top

or delightfully over-the-top

So go ahead

You’ll be amazed by the depth and character that comes to life in these decorations – from the perky ears of a French Bulldog to the majestic stance of a German Shepherd

Dimensions/Size: 5cm (H) x 42cm (W) x 20cm (D)

irreplaceable

Tinsel Tits Doormat wood or delightfully over-the-top"Tinsel Tits" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults Only Potty Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows youre on the fun