Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt funny coffee tees The collar is the real

The collar is the real story

Because cats understand boundaries

and quietly accurate

the life she built

That's also a pineapple

Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt funny coffee tees The collar is the realSome moments require patience. Others require coffee immediately. This sweatshirt leans into that truth with dry humor and just enough honesty to make people laugh and maybe give you some space. Its the perfect balance of funny and self aware, made for early starts, long days, and anyone who knows caffeine is preventative care. Comfortable, relatable, and best worn before your first cup. Fabric and fit 50% cotton 50% polyester blend Soft fleece