VW Green Van Ornament mofo Put this on the tree

Put this on the tree of whoever gets a small

possibly called Duffy's or described only by the exit number — and they have been taking people there for years

and matte is the whole character: no gloss sits over the colour

or a single afternoon of upkeep

It hadn't occurred to me my houseplants were living the same neglect — every leaf quietly collecting a fine gray film while I stood two feet away congratulating myself on being a plant person

VW Green Van Ornament mofo Put this on the treeThe VW Green Van Ornament is the vehicle that has been parked at every farmers market and trailhead since 1967, rendered in blown glass with green panels painted on and chrome accents lined in by hand, a cord at the top sized for a standard limb. The green van finds the gathering before it becomes a crowd. My cousin Jess bought one in college and drove it to a music festival nobody had heard of yet. The festival is famous now. Jess sold the van in