Socks: A Kid's Christmas Lament Jackie Collins Wren internally resists her husband's

Wren internally resists her husband's fate

Aside from the fact that they are brothers

vine-covered Victorian house a few miles up the road

The Joseph brothers become Marley's whole world before she can blink

Mel begins to wonder if it's time to rattle the cage

Socks: A Kid's Christmas Lament Jackie Collins Wren internally resists her husband'sRock and roller JD McPherson's comical salute to Christmas curmudgeons hops from stage to page, making for the stocking stuffer of the season. This is the worst gift I ever got! It doesn't beep or buzz or bop or rattle in the box! Why'd they waste the paper on a lousy pair of SOCKS? It's the dawn of Christmas morning, and this child can no longer wait, furtively tiptoeing straight to the unlit Christmas tree. There lies a festive box, brightly